Paris Hilton is a mannequin

Darby Gunpowder:
It’s a little known fact that Paris Hilton coined the original Blue Steel pose -Zoolander stole it. We’re told from a close source that she sleeps like this too.

Disclaimer: The photo slideshow above will cause you to puke all over your computer if you stare at it for more than 6 seconds.

For something a little easier on the eyes, click here to see Keeley Hazell topless in all her glory.

Comments (7) “Paris Hilton is a mannequin”

Bob 'The Bitch'February 11, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

Yep….it’s true. Burritos never looked so awful on a Monday. DO NOT STARE AT SCREEN FOR MORE THEN 6 SECONDS

Bob 'The Bitch'
Dee RoberFebruary 11, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

crazy. i threw up on paris last weekend

Dee Rober
Say What?!February 11, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

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tommyMay 27, 2008 @ 9:17 pm

this is amazing. so true but didn’t know it.

dorianMay 27, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

hate that fukin bitch. funny. funny fukin bitch.

angelMay 27, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

i like her. sorta’. k, i don’t like her very much. but i like her shoes:)

LeoMay 27, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

mmmm Keeley…boobs…
http://www.derober.com/2008/04/28/keeley-hazell-topless-pics-round-2/

Leo

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