Derober

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Dee:
The story goes like this:
According AgentBedHead and ohnotheydidnt, the guy pictured below referred to only as ‘boyfriend’ was driving around New Orleans yesterday when he noticed a Honda Element driving in front of him with ‘Jolie’ tags. The burgeoning paparazzi pulls out his camera phone and snaps a couple pics. ‘Boyfriend’ then pulls up next to the car and takes a picture of Angelina. He swears that Angelina was driving and the picture is actually her waiving at ‘Boyfriend.’
For the Skeptics:
*The picture is very blurry. After intense photoshop scrutiny, the Derobers have narrowed down the list of possible drivers to Robert Goulet, Cory Feldman, Tara Reid, or a Rocky Moutain Yeti.
*Many claim that Angelina’s brother, who lives in New Orleans, actually has ‘Jolie’ on his license plate.
*Jolie is a French name and there are over 50 Jolies listed in the New Orleans phone book.

For the Believers:
*By our facts, Angelina has been in New Orleans for the past couple days. Brad, however, has been in Los Angeles.
*Bob “the Bitch” is riding on her back bumper and gave Angelina a reach-around.
*More than three independent sources have wrote us and said that they have seen Angelina driving the alleged orange Honda around town (one reports ‘waiving’ occurred as well.)

We’ll let you decide.

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