Dolly Parton has back pain, postpones tour

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Dolly Parton has fallen ill with an extreme case of irony. She has postponed her North American concert tour due to back pain.
No she did not sleep wrong or shovel wet cement, her massive mammaries are finally paying her back for all her years of success.

“Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems,”

the 62 year old phenom said in a statement.

Comments (2) “Dolly Parton has back pain, postpones tour”

MIKEwithDOGFebruary 12, 2008 @ 11:48 am

holy shit, look at their eyes! i didn’t see that

Tommi W RMarch 2, 2008 @ 9:17 am

Welcome Dolly to Sweden! We solve your back problems direct after you have landed at the Arlanda airport in Stockholm, we are the inventors of a new Swedish chair that stretch out your back while you are sitting. We have solved many back problems in Sweden just by seating in the Ergositter chair, the back strething effect and science behind the chair is published in world leading spine medical magazine “SPINE”. Let us know Dolly if you are interested to get rid of you back pain problems, tell your medical expert or your doctor to send me an e-mail at: t dot rinne at telia dot com , we are waiting for your lovely voice in Sweden. Fore more info at: http://www.ergositter.info.se

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