Guess where Avril Lavigne’s ticket sales are?

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Avril Lavigne’s ticket sales have gotten off to a slow start to put it mildly. We just checked her official site and only one of the 80 dates she’s scheduled has sold out in Kingston Ontario, twenty minutes from Avril’s home town. Avril has been amping up her public appearances which probably doesn’t help because Avril has the personality of a tick-infested chimp.
This morning, I checked my ‘Cross Bonez’ profile on to get my secret code for the pre-sale tickets and I almost killed my mom when I found out she had gotten me the ‘Hot’ VIP tickets instead of the ‘Best Damn’ VIP’s where I have an outside chance to win a lottery and meet Avril if she ‘feels like coming out.’ If I don’t get my hands on a ‘Platinum entry pass’ so I can get backstage and have Avril sign my Sk8ter Boi socks, heads will roll.

Comments (5) “Guess where Avril Lavigne’s ticket sales are?”

Dee RoberFebruary 12, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Avril does have some talent. too bad she isn’t very nice.

Dee Rober
marky markFebruary 12, 2008 @ 1:23 am

i would, as ever, hit it.

marky mark
PERRYwiseFebruary 12, 2008 @ 1:25 am

i’m going to that concert in Canada, America’s attic.

WendellFebruary 12, 2008 @ 2:53 am

i think she’s just about a shithead

jannabethFebruary 12, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

i have ALL of her cds.. and im not kidding


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