Guess where Avril Lavigne’s ticket sales are?

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February 12th, 2008

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Dee:
Avril Lavigne’s ticket sales have gotten off to a slow start to put it mildly. We just checked her official site and only one of the 80 dates she’s scheduled has sold out in Kingston Ontario, twenty minutes from Avril’s home town. Avril has been amping up her public appearances which probably doesn’t help because Avril has the personality of a tick-infested chimp.
John:
This morning, I checked my ‘Cross Bonez’ profile on avrillavigne.com to get my secret code for the pre-sale tickets and I almost killed my mom when I found out she had gotten me the ‘Hot’ VIP tickets instead of the ‘Best Damn’ VIP’s where I have an outside chance to win a lottery and meet Avril if she ‘feels like coming out.’ If I don’t get my hands on a ‘Platinum entry pass’ so I can get backstage and have Avril sign my Sk8ter Boi socks, heads will roll.

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Comments (5)

Comments (5) “Guess where Avril Lavigne’s ticket sales are?”

Dee Rober — February 12, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Avril does have some talent. too bad she isn’t very nice.

Dee Rober
marky mark — February 12, 2008 @ 1:23 am

i would, as ever, hit it.

marky mark
PERRYwise — February 12, 2008 @ 1:25 am

i’m going to that concert in Canada, America’s attic.

Wendell — February 12, 2008 @ 2:53 am

i think she’s just about a shithead

jannabeth — February 12, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

i have ALL of her cds.. and im not kidding

jannabeth

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