Paris gets shot down by John Mayer

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Dee: Has anyone noticed that Paris Hilton DIDN’T get laid at the Grammy’s the other night. According to, Paris tried her damndest to hook up with uber-guitar-hottie John Mayer, but to no avail. Pagesix reports Paris,

“aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her…at one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”    

John, let me be the first to say your music…ehhh…never hit home with me. BUT after publicly making Paris Hilton your bitch I will stand in line and vote Mayer for President in the upcoming election. Congrats for being the first public Paris denial of the new year. Hopefully the first of many. 

Bob ‘The Bitch’: Yes, this is all well and good but more importantly has anyone seen my toothbrush?? I left it out last night and I swear, Derober John, if you used it…I mean, come the F@#% on! That’s not cool, and it certainly isn’t hygienic. For the last time, my brush is always the one on the far left! Stay away from the brush on the far left!! Now I have to make a run to the store. Oh yeah, and horaay John Mayer. Probably never has his toothbrush stolen.

Comments (2) “Paris gets shot down by John Mayer”

Dee RoberFebruary 12, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

Bob…I borrowed your toothbrush. Sorry. But seriously it’s like a $1.95 for a new one so get over it

Dee Rober
jannabethFebruary 12, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

i like john mayer. his music is soothing.


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