Derober

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Photo courtesy of pagesix.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
People say it’s in bad taste to kick an opponent while their down. Luckily for me I’m Irish. Every girl’s dream QB, Tom Brady, may not be as pretty as he appears. According to Pagesix.com Tom is actually going bald. About two weeks ago Tom strolled into a Seventh Avenue building in NYC that contained several medical offices: a podiatrist, a chiropractic practice, and a trichologist (that’s a hair restoration specialist)–stop me if you heard this one. PageSix first called the podiatrist (for his suspect right foot), but the receptionist there said, “No, he wasn’t here.” PageSix then called the chiropractic practice, but the receptionist there said, “No, he didn’t come in.”

Finally, PageSix.com phoned AMD Lab USA, a trichologist (you remember, the place for someone losing their hair), and was told, very pointedly, “No comment.”

AHAA! I’m on to you Tom. Your days of GQ and goat fornication are numbered. The Bitch is on your case.