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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Bai Ling, contortionist and taxidermist for hire, was arrested Wednesday for shoplifting at an LAX store. Ling was put under “citizen’s arrest” when she walked out with two celeb magazines and a pack of batteries (for vibrator) that totaled $16. Now, I’m no advocate of shoplifting but 16 dollars–come the F#%$ on! You’re a celebrity, Bai, pay the officer a couple extra dollars (or try that other thing) and get off with a slap on the wrist. Seriously, your star truly has faded when your put under citizen’s arrest and you can’t get away with $16 worth of stolen goods.