Lindsay Lohan in nude Marilyn Monroe photo shoot

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well all I can say is ‘titties’. Legendary photographer Bert Stern, who took Marilyn Monroe’s nude pictures over 46 years ago, came out of his cave to reenact the epic Monroe shoot via Lindsay Lohan. When asked why he choose Lohan Ol’ Bert said it was her “depth” (money), he went on to point out the two ladies’ similarities:

Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career.

Wow, thanks for the insight, Bert. Next for Lohan is a photo shoot of her wearing a white, sleeveless t-shirt that says ‘New York City’.

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Comments (5) “Lindsay Lohan in nude Marilyn Monroe photo shoot”

JoyceFebruary 20, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

First of all, NO ONE can LOOK like Marilyn. These pics are awful. The hair is like straw. The B/W close up looks like a dried prune. How old is this girl??

RicoMarch 13, 2008 @ 8:56 am

There are 50,000 women in southern california alone that make Lindsey Lohan look like a greasy spot. Those pictures are terrible and she sure ain’t no Marilyn Monroe. Whoever came up with this idea should find another line of work.

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g-manMay 8, 2009 @ 9:19 am

She’s no Marilyn!!!!!!

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