Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Back in 2005 Jessica Simpson was in a bit of a rut. So much so that she apparently stared in her own exercise video tape just to make a little extra cash. Alex Astilean, the owner of Speedfit claims Jess signed a multi-million dollar contract with him to star in an exercise tape produced by his company. But the finished tape is currently being blocked by Jess from public release. Pagesix reported:

“Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million — and since she’s refused to settle, Astilean’s now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, “They are hurting millions of fat people in America.”

Oh, well since you made it about the ‘fat people’, Alex, I’m gonna take your side on this one. Besides who wouldn’t like to see Jessica in vintage 80’s aerobic spandex telling us how to keep our asses in shape? Oh, you want some squat thrusts?? I’ll give you all the squat thrusts you can handle, Jess. Mmmm, that hurts. It hurts so good.

I may in fact need help.