Lindsay Lohan is a mannequin
Warning: the photo slideshow may cause you to puke on your computer!
Photographer:
“You’re sexy! You’re angry! You just walked in on your boyfriend cheating on you! You’re hot! You’re excited! You own the camera! Aaahh f@*#k it, just do that same stupid mouth-half-open-no-smile-wtf-are-you-talking-about-pose.”
Lindsay:
“OK”
Paris Hilton is also practicing to be a mannequin in case you missed it.