Which of these girls made a sex tape with Gene Simmons?

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John:
Gene Simmons and one of the Frank’s Energy Drink girls have made a sex tape. Her name is Elsa if anybody cares. Gene is selling the tape on his website, Gene’s Secret. Gene says he endorsed the Drink because it “Fuels my sex drive.” The Derobers have seen the tape and it took us 5 minutes to figure out that Gene wasn’t dead, thank Christ. The man’s a legend. Wow. I thought he was dead or possibly stroking out but I guess he really is fine.
In related news, the Franks Energy Girls will be at the Inglewood 7 Eleven this Thursday on Slauson Ave. Stop in for the foot long. Stay for the sex.

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