Christina Aguilera and friends visit Ellen
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John:
We call it dress diving. As long as there’s a soft landing, you can’t get hurt. Christina brought out the sweater kittens on Ellen yesterday. Like the rest of America, I just turned the volume down on my TV and played the Scorpions, ‘Rock you Like a Hurricane’ until the segment ended.

Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
