Megan Fox needs a man bad

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Every man’s favorite Transformer Megan Fox just finished shooting a large photo shoot for Alure magazine. Lucky for us, ‘photo shoot’ means they took pictures.

In this particular picture, Megan was in Milan watching a Versace fashion show. Boring, I know. That’s why I’ve posted Megan’s new boyfriend on the after-post. As you can see his name is Chuck, and he’s a bit of a sensitive chap. He enjoys watching reality TV for hours on end, eating ice-cream out of the box, and cutting the tails off of scorpians. And I think he’s a Pisces. So you heard it here, Megan Fox has a new man. And his name is Chuck McGregor.

Comment (1) “Megan Fox needs a man bad”

chedsJuly 18, 2009 @ 9:04 pm

Sorry, not hot. Fake, trashy, dirty and obnoxious. She’s trying to hard.

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