Oscar coverage, the afterbirth

More: george clooney, jessica alba, Katherine Heigl
February 25th, 2008

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John:
Oscar nominated actress Jessica Alba and three-time lotto winner Cash Warren arrived at the Oscars to the hushed tones of nobody giving a shit. I swear, he’d better be hung like a mule deer.

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We finally figured out what it takes to be George Clooney’s flavor of the week.

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Words are pretty useless here. Heigl looks amazing. Her tiny husband had better also be hung like a mule deer.

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Comments (6)

Comments (6) “Oscar coverage, the afterbirth”

Dee Rober — February 25, 2008 @ 1:05 am

seriously. Katherine looks phenominal

Dee Rober
devon — February 25, 2008 @ 1:06 am

wow. she really does look amazing

cindy j. — February 25, 2008 @ 1:07 am

um. can u guys be nicer to alba. pleeeeze

Dee Rober — February 25, 2008 @ 1:07 am

No

Dee Rober
marky mark — February 25, 2008 @ 1:12 am

mule deers make me laugh. sadly, i’m not hung like one though

marky mark
Janet Clemons — January 9, 2009 @ 7:10 am

hi
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good luck

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