Derober

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John:
This is distressing news. There will be no sequel to Lohan’s New York Magazine boob bonanza. A friend of Lindsay (and ours) just emailed Derober. She told us Lindsay was pretty pissed off about the whole thing. Or, in her words, “I’m not fu*king doing Playboy.” Supposedly, she was contacted to do their 20 Questions segment and that was it.
We were pretty sure it was bullshit which is why Derober was the only gossip site on the planet that didn’t report the rumor.
In related news, Bob “the Bitch” has locked himself in his bedroom. He’s crying and he won’t come out until Lindsay poses nude for him. Bob got one of those little Canon Elph’s for Christmas and he’s great with lighting and composition. ‘The Bitch’ has put together a working model of the shoot to lure Lindsay into his lair.

For our source’s original (funny) email. Click here.