More Juice Please

Britney finally gets a break (AgentBedhead)

Porn Stars fully clothed (Asylum)

Kirstie Alley fired for being too fat (popbytes)

J-Lo due to give birth, hospital on kidnap alert(HollywoodRag)

Al Pacino to make an appearance in new bond film? (ifilm)

Jennifer Aniston on set of her new movie (Dailystab)

Kourtney Kardashian (the hot one) in a bikin (Doubleviking)

This YouTube video led to cops suspension - wow

I can’t stop laughing at this video!!!! This cop must have caught his wife cheating on him with a mule to be this pissed at life. Or he finally snapped because he has to wear that hideous uniform and drive around in a clown car all day.

Update: Officer Salvatore Rivieri was suspended after this video caught on fire on YouTube.

Update #2: Officer Salvatore’s home address is:

4 Delight Ave
Nottingham, MD 21236
1-410-882-6737

Nelly Furtado might be pregnant

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:According to Star magazine Nelly Furtado is pregnant. The stork man-eater, according to Star is:

“Not very far along yet, so she’s trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps.”

She is currently engaged to sound engineer, Demo Castellon, but as far as who’s baby it is is still up for grabs. I call dibs.

I wish Rachel Bilson wasn’t a liar

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Nice try Rachel, we all know you are being paid by Hayden to tell the world that he is a good kisser. In a recent interview, my future wife (Rachel Bilson) gushed about her Jumper co-star, Hayden Christensen,

“To all the ladies who I’m sure would like to know,” Rachel said, smirking. “He was a good kisser!”

Lies. Lies. Lies.

Bai Ling caught shoplifting. Send in Cesil the Corparate Chipmunk

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Bai Ling, contortionist and taxidermist for hire, was arrested Wednesday for shoplifting at an LAX store. Ling was put under “citizen’s arrest” when she walked out with two celeb magazines and a pack of batteries (for vibrator) that totaled $16. Now, I’m no advocate of shoplifting but 16 dollars–come the F#%$ on! You’re a celebrity, Bai, pay the officer a couple extra dollars (or try that other thing) and get off with a slap on the wrist. Seriously, your star truly has faded when your put under citizen’s arrest and you can’t get away with $16 worth of stolen goods.

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