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The best office practical jokes ever (Asylum)

Lohan nude Part II (dailystab)

The Rock is officially a pussy (bedhead)

Paris fashion week produced this… (Ayyyy)

Is that? Yep, that’s Jennifer Garner’s boob (mannpill)

What did that dude just give Britney Spears? (dlisted)

Jessica Alba leaves a gated community (obsessed)

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John:
Ten Week ago, Prince Harry was secretly shipped off to Afghanistan to fight on the front lines. The editors of nearly all major press outlets have been aware of this for quite some time until last night when Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report broke the huge story.
A video has leaked which shows harry on the front lines firing a machine gun into enemy positions and directing an air strike against the Taliban, killing 30. Now that the secret is out, Harry will probably be coming home. There is a high price on his head in Afghanistan and his safety can no longer be guaranteed. By all account he has performed with valor and England is declaring him a national hero. Good work, #2 Prince. You’re #1 in our book.

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Photo courtesy of egotastic.com.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So here’s Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Paper Magazine. And I think I get it. Lindsay Lohan is going for the classy white trash look, which by the way I didn’t know was possible till now. But look at it on the bright side, at least she doesn’t have kids.

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My future wife, Kate Beckinsale goes into depth about her our baby-maker in an interview with Allure magazine,

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

(I gave it that nickname) The interview took a buck-nasty turn when asked about “best physical asset” in which she gushed,

“My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

I’m going to write my wedding vows now, excuse me.

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It was too easy.
In real news, Tom Cruise and his brainwashed wife Katie Holmes met up with Will Smith and his soon-to-be-brainwashed wife Jada.
The power couples ate a meal of earth food at Beverly Hills hotspot “Cut”. I wonder if Tom’s major selling points for the Smith’s to join Scientology is that they’ll be instantly ridiculed, outcast, and shit-on by their peers/fans??

According to JustJared.com

Tom, 45, and Katie, 29, are reportedly hosting a $200K party for J.Lo’s new twins next month. The pair are also good friends with Marc Anthony and wife J.Lo. John Travolta, Eva Longoria and the Beckhams are expected to be on the guest list!

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