Dee:
Madonna’s directorial debut of Filth and Wisdom was supposed to end in blood and tears. But low and behold, she pulled a decent movie out of her palate toned ass. Or so says one film critic. According to timesonline.com,
“Her film has an artistic ambition that has simply bypassed her husband, the film director Guy Ritchie. She captures that wonderfully accidental nature of luck when people’s lives intersect for a whole swathe of unlikely but cherishable reasons. Altmanesque would be stretching the compliment too far, but “Filth and Wisdom” shows Madonna has real potential as a film director.”
Leo:
I’ll be the judge of that. Dollars to donuts Guy Ritchie had a secret hand in the direction of the film.
Kim’s ass is so fat, it has its own congressman.
Kim’s ass is so fat, she used the freeway to iron her underwear.
Kim’s ass is so fat, it sat next to everybody in school.
Kim’s ass is so fat, when she is done wiping her ass, the Charmin baby is in its late teens.
Britney Spears is reported to have a new bodyguard and there are rumors he may be carrying a gun. Derober has exclusive footage of Brit’s fat bodyguard* squeezing a few rounds off…wishing it were the paparazzi on the receiving end. This video cracks our shit up for some reason…
*fat guy shooting gun definitely not Brit’s bodyguard for all you sarcastically challenged readers out there
Wrong Li’l Romeo. . . Let’s give celebrity gossip a break for a minute! There is a 2ft 9in dwarf in India who can bench press my mom’s ‘Sweatin to the Oldies’ 2.5 lb dumbbells without breaking a sweat. His name: Romeo. His mission: to dance with his idol, Jazzy-B.
These photos are not photoshoped -this little ankle-biter sleeps under the same stars as you do.
Hudgens Panties
Boob Job Bonanza
Megan Fox Rack
Hottest Olympian
Hayden Nip Slip
Audrina Gold
Megan Fox Nude
Kardashian bikini
David Beckham $$$
Johnny Knoxville $$
Donald Trump $$$
The Dog -$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Posh & Katie -$
Christina Aguilera $$
