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Dee:
Poor Jamie Spears has tracked his daughter down at the Beverly Hills Hotel. He has legal documents in hand and he’s trying desperately to get his daughter back. As one eye witness said, “He looked like he just wanted somebody to help him.” Meanwhile, Britney was in her hotel room with Adnon shaving his back. It looks like the police have shown up! They are guarding her car! Holy Shit. This is so nuts, so preventable, so sad…and I’m fresh out of popcorn.

UPDATE: Britney and her dad are both back at her house at Summit…with Adnon!

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Kirsten Dunst, while still drunk, checked herself into Cirque Lodge (rehab center) in Utah.
She’ll probably wake up and have no idea where she is -bummer. Other noteable Cirque alumni are Lindsay Lohan, Richie Sambora and Eva Mendez.

UPDATE: Eva Mendez just got released from ‘hab.

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Dee:
Let’s be clear, I have no idea what riding the painted pony means, but I’m pretty sure it’s an appropriate title. Britney Spears has been released from her temporary asylum. The first thing she did was hop in her new Mercedes and pick up a paparazzi friend. Together they led a circus of paps on a chase which ended at the Beverly Hills Hotel. There were so many photographers, the police had to break it up.
John:
Driving rough shot around town and staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel with a paparazzi pal? Does this sound familiar to anybody? Britney is not better ya’ll. A few days rest in a mental carwash doesn’t get all the dirt out. TMZ actually set up a camera for hours which did nothing but film the guard gate at The Summit where Britney lives. Not exactly must-see TV.

As you all know, the Derobers took a trip inside the gate just a couple days ago to leave Britney a get well gift for her return. Now THAT is a must-see!

Here is the new HD version we just posted. The password is Blue Lollipop.

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The Los Angeles Times is reporting the future. They reported that Britney Spears was already released from the loony bin at UCLA Med Center -tomorrow, February 7th. The LA Times will comment on this typo yesterday, February 5th.
I digress. Sources say that Britney will be heading home. Hopefully she’ll get the gift we left on her driveway!!!

More to come on this developing story….

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According to Forbes.com,

Even Hollywood’s rich and famous can’t avoid the housing downturn that’s sweeping the nation. In Los Angeles, only 4,430 homes were sold in December, down 48% from the previous year. And prices fell 11% to an average $470,000.

Mark David, who runs the (super-awesome) celebrity real estate site The Real Estalker says homes generally don’t demand a premium just because a celebrity was living there. At the same time, famous buyers are unlikely to get any kind of a bargain, since sellers often push famous folks to pay full price..

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The 23-year-old rocker, Avril Lavigne, may have finally sold her five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills. She listed the property almost a year ago for $6.9 million. After reducing the price by $1.1 million, the 6,900-square-foot home is now in escrow.

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Brad Garrett’s massive 10,000-square-foot home comes complete with a pool, screening room and Zen garden. In September 2006, he listed it for $9.75 million. The Everybody Loves Raymond star has since reduced the price to $8.8 million. So far, no takers.

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The 36-year-old mother of two, Denise Richards, sold her home in Hidden Hills, Calif., just north of Los Angeles, for $3.8 million in November 2007, after listing it the previous March for $4.5 million. The sale amounts to a loss for Richards, who bought the five-bedroom home in June 2006 for $4 million.

More Celeb home values after the jump Continue Reading: Celebrity homes depreciate in value just like civilian homes

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Dee:
According to douchebag manager Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears is. In an interview with US magazine Sam said:

“In the depressive episodes, it’s all crying. But in the manic episode, there’s very little crying or sympathy or compassion. She becomes another person. She becomes somebody that just doesn’t care about anybody or anything.” He goes on to say “when the pink wig comes on, it’s getting bad.”

Sam also claims that he, Britney and her psychiatrist are the “only ones” who know what brought on her bi-polar disease, an incident that happened roughly five years ago. But what the incident was we may never know.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me guess, Britney got one hand stuck in a cookie jar and the other stuck in the refrigerator and was unable to pull out the contents of either for nearly ten minutes. Britney snapped and has been traumatized ever since.

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