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Dee:
Straight out of rehab and back into the looney bin. Page Six is reporting that Amy Winehouse has just shacked up with the Osbournes:

She’s moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured “Rehab” singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. “Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight,” a source tells London’s Daily Mirror.

This sounds lovely. What’s next, Britney moves in with one of the Olson twins?? Just sad.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I always wondered what it would look like if you detonated a hydrogen bomb in a giant vat of shit. This is it.

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Dee:
According to these photos, 29 year old, Deperate Housewives star got his ass handed to him by some West Hollywood hipster.
According to Justjared,

“Jesse arrived at B3 and greeted actress pal Taryn Manning with a hug and chatted with her with his arm around her. Taryn’s machismo friend seemingly didn’t like Jesse’s signs of affection and the two ended up in a fight on the sidewalk.

Jesse subsequently went inside Boulevard 3 whilst Taryn and her man went to Social next door. Awhile later, Jesse reemerged with an entourage of men. The group went into Social and came out a short while later with big grins on their faces.”

Leo:
Way to finish your own fight Nancy. I bet Taryn was impressed when your posse jumped her boy.

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Dee:
Finally, a deal has been agreed upon between the WGA and major media companies ending this pesky writers strike. Thank God. Reality TV was slowly killing my good friends and family who were once coherent and conversational. Although the news is not official-official, Michael Eisner (who apparently knows some higher ups in the industry) has said this,

It’s over,” Eisner said. “They made the deal, they shook hands on the deal. It’s going on Saturday to the writers in general.”

Leo:
Now get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dee:
According to multiple sources, Kim Kardashian is being sued by R&B singer Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood for borrowing her credit card and racking up a bill of over 120,000 dollars in the span of a year. According to Norwood, she gave Kim extensive time to settle the matter out of court; however, after much deliberation Kim decided to get an Orange Julius because it looked good with her dress and it accentuated her ass. As for the lawsuit, it’s no sweat off Kim’s ass. That’s what she has a daddy for.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’m trying to think of what value 120,000 dollars is to Kim Kardashian relative to me. Would it be like me buying a pair of shoes, or like me buying a pair of shoe laces? More importantly, could I buy an Orange Julius with that kind of money?

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Sylvester Stallone made a visit to juice publicity for his new Rambo installment: Rambo. Most of you are thinking, “why did they name this movie Rambo, wasn’t the first Rambo called, Rambo?” Little known fact, The first Rambo was actually titled First Blood -not Rambo: First Blood. But the real question on everyone’s mind, is “how does a 61 year old man have so many bulging veins on his body?” The Derobers counted 33 veins in this photo alone.

For photos of other spray-tan debacles, click here!

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