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Has-been, Tom Jones had his chest hairs insured by Loyd’s of London for $7 million clams!!!

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Dee:
Poor Jamie Spears has tracked his daughter down at the Beverly Hills Hotel. He has legal documents in hand and he’s trying desperately to get his daughter back. As one eye witness said, “He looked like he just wanted somebody to help him.” Meanwhile, Britney was in her hotel room with Adnon shaving his back. It looks like the police have shown up! They are guarding her car! Holy Shit. This is so nuts, so preventable, so sad…and I’m fresh out of popcorn.

UPDATE: Britney and her dad are both back at her house at Summit…with Adnon!

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Kirsten Dunst, while still drunk, checked herself into Cirque Lodge (rehab center) in Utah.
She’ll probably wake up and have no idea where she is -bummer. Other noteable Cirque alumni are Lindsay Lohan, Richie Sambora and Eva Mendez.

UPDATE: Eva Mendez just got released from ‘hab.

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Dee:
Let’s be clear, I have no idea what riding the painted pony means, but I’m pretty sure it’s an appropriate title. Britney Spears has been released from her temporary asylum. The first thing she did was hop in her new Mercedes and pick up a paparazzi friend. Together they led a circus of paps on a chase which ended at the Beverly Hills Hotel. There were so many photographers, the police had to break it up.
John:
Driving rough shot around town and staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel with a paparazzi pal? Does this sound familiar to anybody? Britney is not better ya’ll. A few days rest in a mental carwash doesn’t get all the dirt out. TMZ actually set up a camera for hours which did nothing but film the guard gate at The Summit where Britney lives. Not exactly must-see TV.

As you all know, the Derobers took a trip inside the gate just a couple days ago to leave Britney a get well gift for her return. Now THAT is a must-see!

Here is the new HD version we just posted. The password is Blue Lollipop.

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The Los Angeles Times is reporting the future. They reported that Britney Spears was already released from the loony bin at UCLA Med Center -tomorrow, February 7th. The LA Times will comment on this typo yesterday, February 5th.
I digress. Sources say that Britney will be heading home. Hopefully she’ll get the gift we left on her driveway!!!

More to come on this developing story….

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