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Dee:
When Hugh Hefner was asked if he wanted to have another baby with Girls Next Door girlfriend, Holly Madison, he pled the fifth. Holly on the other hand spilled her guts to USMagazine at the Playboy Super Bowl Party,

“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!”

When asked what she wanted for Valentine’s Day, Holly gushed,

“I don’t know,” she said. “I want like a house and a kid.”

Leo:
Hey Holly, I have a better chance of breaking Britney Spears out of rehab than you getting knocked up by Father Time.
I’m no obstetrician, but I don’t think ol’ man Hef is Ol’ Faithful these days -he’s 128 years old for Christ sake!
Good luck with that Holly, try to keep the dust out of your eyes.

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Warning: You’re ears will explode if you have the volume turned on.
Earplugs are highly recommended.

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Dee:
The alcoholics are Lindsay Lohan and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The bar is trendy Villa. When two alcoholics go to a bar, the action is called ‘enabling’. They both agree to keep an eye on each other and mind their limits. Unfortunately for alcoholics, the only limit is the f*^#ing moon.
John:
I call this action the ‘clash of nations.’ Lilo and Meyers are two world-class drinkers here, Dee. These champions consider getting drunk to be an almost Olympic pursuit; neither backs down until somebody’s ass hits the pavement.

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Michelle Williams has issued a public statement regarding Heath Ledger’s sad passing,

“Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best.”

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