Derober

5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd Los Olivos, CA 93441

Click Here to get directions to MJ’s Neverland Ranch

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It’s a sad day, Michael Jackson’s infamous Neverland Ranch is no more. The ex-pop-star is past-due on his $23 MILLION dollar mortgage and the bank is auctioning off the entire ranch AND everything inside to recoup losses. Not that it’s worth a good-god-damn -check out the photos below to see how abandoned the “molestival” is. We can only hope his pet monkey, Bubbles finds a nice new home to throw shit in.

UPDATE:  Jacko gets to keep his creepy compound -Click Here to read full story.

2 night photos of Neverland ranch provided by Jonathan Haeber. Thanks Jon.

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John:
Natalie Portman just told a reporter:

“Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts. She’s got beautiful ones.”

Wow. These girls have spent a lot of time together. They’re promoting their new film across the globe like goodwill ambassadors of sex. And I like it.

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Jamie Lynne Spears breezed through her GED and passed. Woo Hooooo! And I just finished a paint by number and stayed within the lines! Woo Hoooooo! Close sources say,

“She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time. People don’t know her. When she gets something in her head, she’ll make it happen.”

She must have got a baby in her head. . . I smell Mensa.

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John:
The following video speaks for itself. Pete and Ashley make a video that they should have never, ever made. The ‘jokes’ don’t exactly land as you’ll see. Pete comes across as one of the most arrogant people on earth while Ashley eats Cheetos. The quotes are as priceless as they are ignorant. Derober has subtitled video to better comprehend the insanity. Original here.

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Viggo Mortensen claims Cate Blanchette’s baby for Argentina’s soccer team (Ayyyy)

Kate Moss goes shirtless for democracy (bedhead)

My girlfriend snores. It sucks (mannpill)

Is that really Brooke Hogan (obsessed)

For all the Oscar coverage you need (dailystab)

A Britney ‘who wore it best’ that makes me giggle (circus)

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I’m sure you’ve all seen these disappointing photos of Mariah Carey prancing around the beach topless. But what you may not know is that these photos were staged by Mariah herself. Plain and simple, she wanted attention. The photo of her bending over is photoshopped to cover her boobs with her hair. Guilty.

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