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The NY Auto Show even had a jet car…model not included (Asylum)
Johnny Depp gets a $10 million offer to promote safe sex (Bedhead)
Sexiest woman whose name I can’t pronounce (Mannpill)
Brangelina did not get married, O.K. (Stab)
Leona Lewis is hot, man (popbytes)

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John:
Is that Ashlee Simpson at the Kids Choice awards or Sarah Michelle Gellar’s bastard cousin? ‘Ashlee’ did begin all her red carpet interviews with the phrase, “People of earth” which gives me a good hint. These stars are getting a lot carried away here. Miley Cyrus looks like my 27 year-old slut girlfriend. Sorry Slut Girlfriend, but I’m trying to drive a point home.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Paris Hilton tripped and fell right on her over-rated face in Prague over the weekend as paparazzi chased her and her dog-named boyfriend Banji. YAHTZEE!
When you’re Paris Hilton and you trip and fall down, it’s news. In my book, if anyone falls down it should be news. Watching people fall down is the worlds guiltiest pleasure and my greatest pastime. I LOVE IT. I would be the most miserable person in the world without the spontaneous effects of gravity. If only the world were made of ice staircases or oils slicks….well here’s to wishing.

Check out these never seen before photos of Paris falling down on many other occasions. Just brutally awesome!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh Lord, I never thought I’d be here. I’m just so proud to be part of such a heavenly pair of jugs like Audrina’s. I’d like to thank the Academy of Jugg Handlers for acknowledging my work with such a grand set of titons. As we all know, those were no small breasts to cup. I still can’t believe I was able to keep up with Audrina’s curvaceous boobies. It’s not easy to keep your composure while holding a rack like that. It’s like holding the cup(s) of the Carpenter.
I’d also like to thank Audrina herself for believing that I could pull off such a daunting task. You took a chance on me when no other woman would. Lastly, I would like to thank all the critics who said I couldn’t do it. The critics who thought my hands were too small, too stubby. If it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t be here today.
And thanks to the fans, if you’ll let me stick around for a while longer, I promise to cup as many boobs as humanly possible. Thanks and good day.

For those of you who missed the first nude spread. Bam!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
While doing an interview with Larry King last Friday, Larry asked Kim Kardashian what her thoughts were on doing a Playboy shoot. Kim’s response, in a word, “inspirational.” The best part about it was she actually kept a straight face while on camera and in front of her whole family. She went on to call her sex tape ‘innocent’, and to point out that her ass is ’small.’ Meanwhile, I went on to call clown shoes ’sophisticated’ and to point out that this post was the greatest thing since Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa.

Oh, and my STD…’liberating.’

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