The Rock set to play the Tooth Fairy

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March 2nd, 2008

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John:
The Disneyfication of the Rock is complete. After he finishes Disney’s Witch Mountain, The Rock will head to Fox to film The Tooth Fairy, a story about an inmate who is forced to do time as the Tooth Fairy. Wait, what?
The Derobers love killing off Dwayne. After we reported that he stiffed a server in a Kansas City restaurant, his publicist gave us an earful. The story is true by the way. Since then, any excuse we have to kill off The Rock with a great American lager is a good one. He’s like the Derober’s Kenny, only a huge pussy.

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Comments (3) “The Rock set to play the Tooth Fairy”

dex — March 3, 2008 @ 1:01 am

i hate the rock. i really used to like that guy. sellout

fine. esss — March 3, 2008 @ 1:01 am

i still like him. he’s making that $$$$

pinner — March 3, 2008 @ 1:05 am

he’s a fucking bitch now. i could take him. don’t tell him i said that

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