J-Lo names twins after cartoon characters

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March 3rd, 2008

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Photo credit: PBS

John:
J-Lo and her ward, Mark Anthony, have graced us with their children’s names. They are called Emme and Max. The two are named after brother and sister named Max and Emmy on the PBS show, Dragon Tales (actually a good show).
We wish the twins all the best. Sadly, their parents are so out of touch they couldn’t tell you what a gallon of milk costs. Hell, they were so paranoid about somebody stealing their babies at the hospital, they hired an army of foot soldiers to protect them. Parlor bet: Emme’s first word will be Dior.

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Comments (5) “J-Lo names twins after cartoon characters”

Dee Rober — March 3, 2008 @ 12:57 am

ha. all in good fun

Dee Rober
javier — March 3, 2008 @ 12:58 am

no way. lol. I’ve never seen the show but i’m going to get stoned and watch it today

susan — March 3, 2008 @ 12:59 am

my kids watch that show. it’s nothing like it’s depicted here. this one is funnier.

dex — March 3, 2008 @ 1:02 am

wow. new low or new high? maybe both. hysterical

jenny j. — March 3, 2008 @ 1:03 am

i hate that i laughed at this

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