Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hero’s stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Vetimiglia are apparently moving in together says In Touch magazine. According to the mag, Hayden just went house shopping last weekend and Milo wants to take things to the next level–ie. In Touch wants to sell more magazines. And I guess I should be mad that a 30 year old man is dating an 18 year old barbie doll like Hayden. But three things keep me level-headed: 1) It’s probably not true; 2) I would do the same thing if I was 60, so kudos to Milo; and 3) if the rumor is true then unlike Milo, I won’t have to be on house arrest every day with Hollywood’s most famous female teenager. So eat your heart out Milo.

God I’m depressed