Confirmed: Patrick Swayze may loose his life to cancer

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Derober has been reporting all day that Patrick Swayze is made of steel and weapons-grade titanium alloy. Sadly, he might be human after all. The New York Post is now reporting that the talented actor has pancreatic cancer. The average life expectancy is six to nine months, with only 4 percent of patients living more than five years. Patrick’s prognosis might be slightly dimmer we’re sad to say; as little as six weeks according to some. We wish him all the best.

Comment (1) “Confirmed: Patrick Swayze may loose his life to cancer”

SpellcheckMarch 6, 2008 @ 6:28 am

Check the headline for this posting. Yes, he may LOSE his life. But he may also LOSE his tooth if it is LOOSE. I thought you were a college grajuit. Way to go Hanover!

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