John Mayer is helpless and confused.

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John:
John Mayer has been blogging again. He over-shares on his blog:

I do not wish to have you (Jessica Simpson) in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

Translation:

I’m not really done trying. You still have my number so call me at your earliest convenience. Move on but think of me when you do. Get closure. Whore. You filthy whore I still love. Goodbye. Call me. I hope you kept me in your T-Mobile Faves. I’m still paying for those minutes. Nobody told me I was roaming in Mexico. Send money. Move on.

Comment (1) “John Mayer is helpless and confused.”

pebblesMarch 7, 2008 @ 11:16 am

haha thats great. sounds familiar. minus the whore part. 😉

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