Matthew Mcconaughey to name his baby after beer

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
According to The Star, Matthew Mcconaughey has come up with a great idea for the name of his new baby. A name that will go down in the annals of redneck history. He is planning to name his baby after a beer. And why wouldn’t why? But which beer you ask? Only time will tell but I’ve picked out a few names that I thought had a good ring to them. How about Milwaukee Mcconaughey, or Miller ‘High Life’ Mcconaughey? There’s also Busch Mcconaughey or my personal favorite Steel Reserve Mcconaughey. The possibilities are endless.

Any suggestions from the peanut gallery?

Comments (4) “Matthew Mcconaughey to name his baby after beer”

UncleTimMarch 7, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

Amstel Mcconaughey
Grolsch Mcconaughey
Lucky Mcconaughey
MooseHead Mcconaughey
Michelob Mcconaughey
St.Pauly Girl Mcconaughey
Samuel Adams Mcconaughey
Coors Mcconaughey
Mickey’s Mcconaughey
Corona Mcconaughey
Dos Eques Mcconaughey
Carlsburg Mcconaughey
Lowenbrau Mcconaughey

Seriously though if this is true I think my #7 is the best possibility.

Dee RoberMarch 8, 2008 @ 1:30 am

All good stuff here Uncle Tim. I kinda like Moosehead Mcconaughey

Dee Rober
AnonymousMarch 10, 2008 @ 9:02 am

Canadian Mcconaughey

AnonymousApril 30, 2008 @ 10:31 am

African Amber Mcconaughey
Milwaukie’s Best (The Beast) Mcconaughey

or more appropriately:
Drop Top Mcconaughey

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