Britney Spears’ twisted stalker details exposed

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As any reputable celebrity will tell you, stalkers come with the territory. If your a celeb, you can only cross your fingers that you get a good one. In Britney’s case, she got a perverted stalker, which is one notch better than a death-threat stalker. So that’s good. OK magazine has all the sweet details:

“It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week,” a source who has seen the packages reveals to OK!. “And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week — always to the same L.A. address, but never to one of Britney’s homes.”

And according to the source, it’s a good thing these boxes never made it to the still-recovering singer’s doorstep, because what’s inside could not be good for her mental state.

“The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy,” the source tells OK!. “Still with the price tag on it.” And alongside the mechanical apparatus are two letters — one handwritten and one written on a computer — both threatening and pornographic in nature.

“The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch,” says the source, who adds that the five-page typed letter contains vivid, pornographic details of the writer’s fantasy exploits with Britney, none of which can be printed here.

Perhaps the scariest item inside the package is what some believe to be a picture of the sender — a middle-aged Caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair — with the eyes cut out of the photo, in which he appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth.

“It’s like something from a bad movie,” says the source. “If I hadn’t seen it myself, I wouldn’t believe it.”

Insiders tell OK! that the packages, which come with a return address in the Minneapolis, Minn., area, are immediately handed over to Britney’s security team, who in turn hand them over to the FBI for further review.

They might also want to hand over this information to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s security people, as the superstar couple’s names are scrawled in ink on the outside of each package.

Meanwhile, as another package arrived Saturday morning, Brit was safely shopping with her bodyguard — and a few dozen photographers — for some new footwear at Off Broadway Shoes on Sunset Blvd.

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