Guess which actress is screwing Iron Man up?

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John:
Gwyneth Paltrow is whining all over Hollywood while she promotes Iron Man. She claims not to have the same ambitions she used to. The paparazzi are just too intrusive. She likes the simpler life and whaaaaaaaa. Jesus. For a girl who claims to like England more than America, she sure sounds like a spoiled American bitch.
For all you waitresses hoping to make it big, don’t bother. It really sucks to be rich and famous. You get great tips at Applebees and the dental plan ‘aint half bad.

Comments (3) “Guess which actress is screwing Iron Man up?”

stanMarch 10, 2008 @ 12:50 am

i can’t wait for the movie. still like gwyn

suzyMarch 10, 2008 @ 12:51 am

i liked that shakespeare thing she did a decade ago

laurenMarch 10, 2008 @ 12:52 am

yeah. she doesn’t seem to appreciate what she has

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