Jessica Simpson helps spread joy in Kuwait

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This week, Jessica Simpson spent time with US troops in Kuwait for Operation Myspace. The results were less than stable. Soldiers turned on one another, ‘Code-Reds’ were ordered, and we just got word that a reported 15 fighter jet planes have crashed due to an apparent ‘lack of concentration’. But it’s a small price to pay for an unbelievable piece of tail. Good morale is essential in combat. Just ask my 5th grade sex-ed teacher, Mr. Steinberg.

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