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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Just when I think I’ve heard it all the great redneck hope Kevin Federline rears his ugly head. According to Us Magazine, K-Fed has reportedly been offered a role in the Tony-nominated musical Legally blonde. Us said:

The former backup dancer and aspiring hip-hop artist — who is hitting the gym after packing on “daddy weight,” ex Shar Jackson says — will test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles — including the UPS guy who inspires the “bend and snap.” “This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.

I knew it, I knew one day K-Fed would take a torrential shit on us all. I just didn’t know it would come this soon. I have so much life ahead of me, and now this. K-Fed on Broadway. There goes the planet.