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…and God created douchebags on the 8th day. Great minds have always pondered this hiccup in creation. Are Douchebags (DBs) surviving descendants of Sodom and Gomorrah? Were they created by terrorists to infiltrate our society and hook up with hot chicks, thus driving sane men to suicide? We don’t know. What we do know is that they multiplying and opening spray-on-tan shops on every corner.
Paris Hilton is the latest victim of the DB epidemic. The former heiress is dating Benji Madden. I know what you’re thinking, Paris Hilton is a female douchbag herself, which is true, but it doesn’t discount the fact that she’s hot and hooking up with a counterpart douchebag. Madden-bag even gave Paris a ring with his initials on it: BM (Bowel Movement).
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