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John:
As Derober first reported last week, Scarlett Johansson auctioned herself off on EBay for charity. The lucky stalker boy gets to accompany Scar-Jo to the premiere of her film, He’s Just Not That Into You. We don’t know much about the buyer accept that he’s from England and his myspace lists his hobbies as ‘a collector of Star Wars memorabilia and Scarlett Johansson’s head.’ Reports say that Scarlett tried to buy herself back on Ebay but it caused a rip in the space-time continuum and she was eaten by an angry dragon . Sad.