Minnie Driver pregnant. But who’s the father?

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March 14th, 2008

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Last night on Leno, Minnie Driver dropped the bomb that she is pregnant. People were aghast. Tabloids have been running rampant. But as the father of Minnie Driver’s child I knew this was coming. I’ve been holed up in the Beverly Hills Hotel for the last 3 days in a drunken stupor. If there’s anyone out there reading this now, please send water and condiments to room 313. And maybe call an ambulance.

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Comments (3) “Minnie Driver pregnant. But who’s the father?”

Pop Culture Society — March 14, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

Who cares if she’s pregnant, the fact that she can hover is way more interesting!

literalninja — March 14, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

I agree. What the fck is with the hovering

Bob 'The Bitch' — March 15, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

I agree, Minnie’s hovering ability was the first thing that came to mind. But come the fuck on, me impregnating her with Indiana Jones Jr….I mean come the fuck on

Bob 'The Bitch'

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