What your tax dollars paid for…

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The Derobers usually steer clear of politics unless there’s a bikini involved. Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s campaign to ‘clean up New York’s sleaze’ makes him a hypocrite. He deserves what he’s got coming. But keep your hands off the 22 year-old call girl, Ashley Dupre, because she’s my new girlfriend. She’s a talented singer and a Russian at the New York Times even called her ‘smart.’
Ashley was paid $1,000 an hour placing her in the middle of the ‘seven-diamond’ scale by which the prostitutes were paid up to $4,300 an hour! She was only a ‘two-diamond’ so there was plenty of room for improvement. Apparently, she lost a diamond in January because her listening skills were not up to par. But that’s all bullshit. My new girlfriend is a great listener so I know her madam was full of shit. “Hooking is the oldest profession in the world because of its awesomeness,” said Socrates. And I believe him.

Comments (7) “What your tax dollars paid for…”

Dee RoberMarch 14, 2008 @ 1:10 am

yeah. she’s quite striking. i’ll let her live

Dee Rober
laurenMarch 14, 2008 @ 1:10 am

i can’t believe you guys are ok with this

jjason.March 14, 2008 @ 1:11 am

lauren. I’ll give you a thousand dollars an hour if you shut up

laurenMarch 14, 2008 @ 1:12 am

i’ll give you a thousand dollars if you shut up dick face

jjasonMarch 14, 2008 @ 1:12 am

great comeback, you two diamond whore

PAULAMarch 14, 2008 @ 1:14 am

haaaa. I love arguments on the web. she’s a whore but i like her… the whore not you, lauren. but i suspect you’re a huge whore

JIM. I?March 14, 2008 @ 1:15 am

this is awesome. i fucking love this blog. you’re both whores.

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