Derober

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John:
The Derobers usually steer clear of politics unless there’s a bikini involved. Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s campaign to ‘clean up New York’s sleaze’ makes him a hypocrite. He deserves what he’s got coming. But keep your hands off the 22 year-old call girl, Ashley Dupre, because she’s my new girlfriend. She’s a talented singer and a Russian at the New York Times even called her ‘smart.’
Ashley was paid $1,000 an hour placing her in the middle of the ‘seven-diamond’ scale by which the prostitutes were paid up to $4,300 an hour! She was only a ‘two-diamond’ so there was plenty of room for improvement. Apparently, she lost a diamond in January because her listening skills were not up to par. But that’s all bullshit. My new girlfriend is a great listener so I know her madam was full of shit. “Hooking is the oldest profession in the world because of its awesomeness,” said Socrates. And I believe him.

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