Halle Berry gives birth to baby girl. Can finally start getting back in shape.

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John:
Halle Berry finally passed a bowling ball through an exhaust pipe this morning. The baby’s name has not yet been released. Since Halle is a star, its will probably be named after an exotic fruit or an adjective. Halle will sell the photos to People for a couple million and forget to give all the money to charity. Congrats, Halle! Get hot again soon! We have some suggestions below.

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