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These photos were taken one month before Sarah Larson met George Clooney and punched her golden ticket. At the time she was working in ‘client relations’ at the Palms casino which is a nice way of saying ‘cocktail waitress.’ There is a heartwarming picture of Sarah straddling a lucky boy below. Now, I’ve been really hard on Sarah recently so I think it’s time for me to say I’m sorry.
Sarah, I’m sorry about the ‘Blowing an American icon‘ piece I did on you a few months back. I didn’t know you had a super-fine ass and at the time but you were on crutches at the time so fair play.
I also ‘pologize for the ‘Big Mistake‘ expose we did when we heard rumors that you and Clooney were getting married in Italy. Any nice boy would be lucky to have you. Good luck, Sarah. Your ass is tone and newsworthy.