ryan phillippe's film tanks at box office

Ryan Phillippe’s film bombs at weekend box office

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March 30th, 2008

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John:
If you’re a film producer, getting Ryan Phillippe to do your film is like shopping at the 99 cent store. You can’t afford to get Captain Crunch so you settle for the Pirate’s Crunchy Oats instead. It fills you up but the aftertaste is really bad. Phillippe’s film, Stop-Loss got buried this weekend with only a 4 million dollar take. 21 faired much better taking in almost 22 million. However, I saw 21 yesterday and it was a steaming pile of shit. And I’m being kind.

Comments (6) “Ryan Phillippe’s film bombs at weekend box office”

Hilary — March 30, 2008 @ 10:27 am

did anybody see the movie?

Sebastion Z. — March 30, 2008 @ 10:28 am

um, no. that’s why it bombed.

Miss M. — March 30, 2008 @ 10:36 am

I saw it. it was terrible. i feel dirty.

hmm — March 30, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

i haven’t seen it. yet. but i will cuz ryan is fun to look at. john, ur mean.

Indigo — March 30, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

Didn’t even know it was playing. but smashing him into a car was worth the price of admission i didn’t pay.

Fave — March 31, 2008 @ 3:02 am

I haven’t even heard this movie advertised yet (if it’s that bad why spend the money promoting it) lol. I really enjoyed John’s review of this movie. If we had movie critics out there who were as honest with us (as in steaming pile of shit) I could have saved an awful lot of money over the years!!! Bet my eyes wouldn’t hurt so much either.