Paris Hilton eats sh*t

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Darby Gunpowder:
Paris Hilton tripped and fell right on her over-rated face in Prague over the weekend as paparazzi chased her and her dog-named boyfriend Banji. YAHTZEE!
When you’re Paris Hilton and you trip and fall down, it’s news. In my book, if anyone falls down it should be news. Watching people fall down is the worlds guiltiest pleasure and my greatest pastime. I LOVE IT. I would be the most miserable person in the world without the spontaneous effects of gravity. If only the world were made of ice staircases or oils slicks….well here’s to wishing.

Check out these never seen before photos of Paris falling down on many other occasions. Just brutally awesome!

Comments (4) “Paris Hilton eats sh*t”

BrendaMarch 31, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

Looks to me like he’s trying to step over her body!!! Really nice the way he has rushed to her aid lol

len4ozMarch 31, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

Benji’s a total douche rocket. THey deserve each other

Sweet P.March 31, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

did she break her neck!?

ShailaApril 3, 2008 @ 8:22 am

This was so freakin’ hilarious-I was in tears by the time I finished laughing!! Lol!!

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