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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
The papz caught Hollywood legend and child psychologist Gene Wilder in New York. who is currently promoting his new book The Woman Who Wouldn’t. Gene stopped at a Barnes & Noble bookstore on Fifth Avenue to sign copies of the new book and I couldn’t help but notice that he looked…pruned? WTF man. Gene Wilder is a god, he doesn’t get old. His poop is used as currency in Argentina. They use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium. And I’ve even heard he grew a third arm back in the 80s which is currently being held in a vault in New Mexico for government testing.

Simply put, Gene Wilder = Man

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John:
This weekend, Gisele showed up at the Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign. Vogue paid Giselle $20,000 to stand in front of the fake Vogue wall. It’s not actually a wall at all. (little lesson here) It’s called a step-and-repeat. It’s a backdrop with the sponsor’s logo on it. Actors take a step, pose, and repeat, like trained monkeys. I can’t make this shit up, readers.
So I paid security $20 to stand behind the ’step’, grab Gisele’s ass, and repeat. Fun!

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John:
If you’re a film producer, getting Ryan Phillippe to do your film is like shopping at the 99 cent store. You can’t afford to get Captain Crunch so you settle for the Pirate’s Crunchy Oats instead. It fills you up but the aftertaste is really bad. Phillippe’s film, Stop-Loss got buried this weekend with only a 4 million dollar take. 21 faired much better taking in almost 22 million. However, I saw 21 yesterday and it was a steaming pile of shit. And I’m being kind.

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John:
These photos were taken one month before Sarah Larson met George Clooney and punched her golden ticket. At the time she was working in ‘client relations’ at the Palms casino which is a nice way of saying ‘cocktail waitress.’ There is a heartwarming picture of Sarah straddling a lucky boy below. Now, I’ve been really hard on Sarah recently so I think it’s time for me to say I’m sorry.
Sarah, I’m sorry about the ‘Blowing an American icon‘ piece I did on you a few months back. I didn’t know you had a super-fine ass and at the time but you were on crutches at the time so fair play.
I also ‘pologize for the ‘Big Mistake‘ expose we did when we heard rumors that you and Clooney were getting married in Italy. Any nice boy would be lucky to have you. Good luck, Sarah. Your ass is tone and newsworthy.

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