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Leo:
I apologize if you think the above photo is bad form. It’s not meant to be funny, it’s meant to be send a poignant message. Smoking is the cause of one-third of all pancreatic cancer deaths; Patrick Swayze smokes 3 packs a day. . .

“Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?”

-Patrick Swayze in Point Break

Stay strong Swayze, you’re in our prayers. Plus, chicks still need a Ghost 2 and guys need a Point Break 2

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AOL had their exchange students figure out which males had the best bodies (Asylum)
If you liked Pretty Hate Machine or anything Nails, a woman has been cloned (Bedhead)
We don’t know who she is, but the Beverly Hills old guard are creepy (Ayyyy)
Isla Fischer as a pinup girl is really quite something (Mannpill)
Britney’s mashup and a great DJ. It’s worth it (popbytes)
McConaughey to name his kid after a beer? (DListed)

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John:
John Mayer has been blogging again. He over-shares on his blog:

I do not wish to have you (Jessica Simpson) in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

Translation:

I’m not really done trying. You still have my number so call me at your earliest convenience. Move on but think of me when you do. Get closure. Whore. You filthy whore I still love. Goodbye. Call me. I hope you kept me in your T-Mobile Faves. I’m still paying for those minutes. Nobody told me I was roaming in Mexico. Send money. Move on.

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John:
Jamie Lynn Spears has a guest spot on the upcoming ABC sitcom Miss Guided. E! gives the plot synopsis:

Becky (the guidance counselor, played by Judy Greer) helps Mandy get into state college, but the substitute Spanish teacher (played by Ashton Kutcher) convinces her not to go because she’ll be “brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men.”
She rewards herself for her decision by hooking up with a second guy, James.

I smell an Emmy nomination. According to Jamie herself, she’s the best qualified for the role because, “I know tons of stuff about learning.”
Truer words were never spoken.

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Bob ‘The Bitch‘:
It’s well known Kim Kardashian is renowned for having the ‘most edible ass’ in Hollywood. And I’d always viewed that title in a positive light, until today. Kim was spotted with NFL boy-toy Reggie Bush today by the pool. And I couldn’t help but notice that Kim’s ass looked more fat than phat. Is that cellulite I see? Maybe she’s trying to help Reggie train for next season by having him run laps around that track. That would make sense. Ok, calm down, Bob. Just breath and remember it’s only temporary. Yeah, temporary?

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Actor Tom Arnold is 49
Shaq is 38
TV personality Ed McMahon is 85
Country singer Doug Dillard is 71
Actor-director Rob Reiner is 61
Singer Kiki Dee is 61
Actor D.L. Hughley (The Hughleys ) is 44
Country songwriter Skip Ewing is 44
Actress Yvette Wilson (The Parkers ) is 44
Actress Connie Britton (24,Spin City ) is 40
Actress Moira Kelly (One Tree Hill ) is 40
Actress Amy Pietz (Caroline in the City ) is 39
Rapper Beanie Sigel is 34
Rapper Bubba Sparxxx is 31

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