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CNN News Anchor Nicole Lapin is 24
Actress Jenna Fischer (”The Office”) is 34
TV personality Willard Scott is 74
Actor Daniel J. Travanti is 68
Actor John Heard is 62
Guitarist Ernie Isley of the Isley Brothers is 56
Actor Bryan Cranston (”Malcolm In The Middle”) is 52
Actor Bill Brochtrup (”NYPD Blue”) is 45
Comedian Wanda Sykes is 44
Singer Taylor Dayne is 43
Drummer Randy Guss of Toad the Wet Sprocket is 41
Actress Rachel Weisz (”Constantine,” “The Mummy”) is 37
Singer Sebastien Izambard of Il Divo is 35
Singer Hugo Ferreira of Tantric is 34
Actress Laura Prepon (”That 70’s Show”) is 28

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Photo Credit: The Superficial
John:
In an act of sheer lunacy, Brooke Shields ripped a page out of Britney’s fashion book titled, “Trailerdrobe.” The paparazzi all thought it was Britney of course. When they finally figured it out, everybody was sad. Really, really, sad about the whole darn thing.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
According to The Star, Matthew Mcconaughey has come up with a great idea for the name of his new baby. A name that will go down in the annals of redneck history. He is planning to name his baby after a beer. And why wouldn’t why? But which beer you ask? Only time will tell but I’ve picked out a few names that I thought had a good ring to them. How about Milwaukee Mcconaughey, or Miller ‘High Life’ Mcconaughey? There’s also Busch Mcconaughey or my personal favorite Steel Reserve Mcconaughey. The possibilities are endless.

Any suggestions from the peanut gallery?

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Leo:
Destiny’s Child singer, Kelly Rowland, told People magazine she had plastic surgery to go from an A cup to a B cup.

“I was sick of not fitting into my tops,” she says. “There was this one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out!”

So for all you younger readers out there, if you don’t fit into your clothes, get bigger tits. It’s the only solution.

Golf clap, Kelly, golf clap.

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Leo:
I apologize if you think the above photo is bad form. It’s not meant to be funny, it’s meant to be send a poignant message. Smoking is the cause of one-third of all pancreatic cancer deaths; Patrick Swayze smokes 3 packs a day. . .

“Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?”

-Patrick Swayze in Point Break

Stay strong Swayze, you’re in our prayers. Plus, chicks still need a Ghost 2 and guys need a Point Break 2

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