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New mother, Nicole Richie is not a fan of her newly developed post-pregnancy bust. She actually misses the days when she looked like a 12 year bird-chested boy, but then again, who doesn’t. She told OK!,

“I am bustier now and I really don’t like it.”It doesn’t really fit with my wardrobe, it’s not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra. I really don’t like it.

“I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren’t slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can’t really wear it because it sends out a different message.”

Richie confessed that the only person pleased with her new figure was partner Joel Madden.

“He likes it!” said The Simple Life star.

Talking about the first time she breastfed, she said: “They put her right on my chest after the birth and I breastfed her.

“I didn’t know anything about breastfeeding so I fed her for about 35 minutes on one side! The doctor was like, ‘You should probably switch sides’.”

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John:
The women of the comedy world are getting their come-uppance. Annie Liebovitz rocks the cover of next month’s Vanity Fair with the funniest women in comedy today. It’s also kinda’ hot. I’ve had a crush on Tina Fey since I saw her on the subway in Soho. I smiled at her. Her token scar smiled back. All was right with the world.

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John:
Derober has been reporting all day that Patrick Swayze is made of steel and weapons-grade titanium alloy. Sadly, he might be human after all. The New York Post is now reporting that the talented actor has pancreatic cancer. The average life expectancy is six to nine months, with only 4 percent of patients living more than five years. Patrick’s prognosis might be slightly dimmer we’re sad to say; as little as six weeks according to some. We wish him all the best.

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John:
Thanks for the great story, Claudia.
Location: Culver City, CA
Place: Joxer Daily’s Pub

I’m a former bartender at Joxer Daily’s. Sorry I waited so long to submit my story but I would have been poor form to discuss this while I was working there. It was early November when a few boys from the LA Galaxy came to the Pub. They come in from time to time because the crowd at Joxer’s knows their football and nobody treats the boys too special.
The Galaxy had just played Hollywood United F.C. for charity to benefit victims of the LA wildfires. Troy Roberts and Landon Donovan came in first. Everybody loves Landon. He’s always nice to everybody when he comes in. Nobody suspected for a moment that Becks would ever show up. Then after about 20 minutes, Beckham himself walked in! Continue Reading: Is David Beckham a good tipper?

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