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Artist creates portraits from junk associated with them. Candy Rosie (BedHead)
Jenna Jameson has a new comic book. There will be sex (Asylum)
A gathering of all-star male celebrities. Whose is bigger? (Ayyyy)
J-Lo and Marc Anthony have taken it too far (DailyStab)
The new Bond girl is smoking hot (mannpill)
We need Piven’s ATM code. Now. (DListed)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hero’s stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Vetimiglia are apparently moving in together says In Touch magazine. According to the mag, Hayden just went house shopping last weekend and Milo wants to take things to the next level–ie. In Touch wants to sell more magazines. And I guess I should be mad that a 30 year old man is dating an 18 year old barbie doll like Hayden. But three things keep me level-headed: 1) It’s probably not true; 2) I would do the same thing if I was 60, so kudos to Milo; and 3) if the rumor is true then unlike Milo, I won’t have to be on house arrest every day with Hollywood’s most famous female teenager. So eat your heart out Milo.

God I’m depressed

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
For those of you X-Men fanatics out there, Liev Shreiber recently signed on to play the part of Sabretooth in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine film. As a fan myself I’m excited, but concerned. I mean, where the hell is Sabretooth’s hair? This hairless Sabretooth will not stand. I want answers damn it.

On a completely unrelated note, Asylum has uncovered the greatest fart facts of the decade. Read here.

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Leo:
Warning: if you are a celebrity and have a microscopic bulge in the belly region, you’re probably pregnant with sextuplets. Rumors are floating around that Kate Hudson is pregnant because she now has 4% body fat instead of 3%. Kate’s brother Oliver took a time-out from being pissed at his parents for naming him Oliver to say this about the possible pregnancy,

“I will squash that right now,” he told “Extra.” “She is absolutely 100% not pregnant.”

Thanks Oly.

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John:
Angelina channels Audrey Hepburn in her latest spread. The photos were taken pre-bump but the look in her eyes clearly says, “Impregnate me now, Billy Bob.”
And he did.

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