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Photos courtesy of x17online.com
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There he is. It’s well known that I believe Jack Nicholson circa 1979 is one of the sexiest men on the planet…ever. I’m not ashamed to say it. Every time I see him pop his head through the door in ‘The Shining’ it conjures up memories of the first playboy I ever saw. You might say I have a small man-crush. And if you combine my love of Jack’s head with a playmate’s body it’s like a perfect storm of goodness. It’s like cotton-candy with steak or playing the Legend of Zelda while having sex. It’s only a dream right now, but one day. God damnit, one day!

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John:
As Jessica Simpson got out of her car, she was pretty focused for a retarded girl. Hours prior when her mom hugged Jessica goodbye she said, “Don’t forget to cover your goodies, Jess.” And when that door opened, Jessica was reciting to herself, “Summer your footies?” “Hover your puddies?” “Lumber your tootsies?” “Cover!” “Cover my goodies!”…and so it goes.

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Place: Red Dug Pub in Cape Girardeau,
Location: Missouri
Thanks for the story, Natalie.

Knoxville was in Cape Girardeau filming a movie called Killshot. The movie took place downtown and they closed the street in front of the bar I work at called Broussard’s. I met him at Rude Dog Pub (across from Broussard’s)and we were talking about the movie. I said “unfortunately we couldn’t make any money but it is great publicity”. That is when he gave me the $100 and I wasn’t going to accept it. I laid it on the table only to find out that he wouldn’t leave until I took the money. Continue Reading: Is Johnny Knoxville a good tipper?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Yes, yes, the word is in that everyone’s favorite male twig Justin Timberlake will be hosting this year’s ESPY awards on July 20th. That’s a perfect fit. It’s almost as good as Jenna Jameson hosting an abstinence rally , Clay Aiken hosting a Hell’s Angels convention, or Tom Cruise heading anything NOT insane. Disney ESPN sure knows how to pick ‘em but hey, any excuse to use a grappling hook is a good one I always say. I found this one in the park. It was practically brand new.

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John:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are set to sell photos of their new baby for $10 million. People paid $4 million for baby Shiloh’s pictures so this is…more. It should be noted that they give all proceeds to charity. It should also be noted that this is beyond retarded. My parents had to pay some pedophile at Sears $25 dollars for my first photos and there was not even a clown provided.

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