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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
The only woman capable of conceiving Superman’s kid knows a thing or two about how to tackle a pesky love scene. On the set of her new movie 21, Kate Bosworth spoke to People magazine about how she approached the love scenes–with alcohol, namely Grey Goose Vodka. Kate explained,

“We were both so drunk,” the Superman Returns star said. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Jim Sturgess doesn’t even remember doing the scene:

“We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

Well there you have it aspiring actors. If you’re planning on doing a sex scene forget Stanislavski and just remember the magical acting powers of the Goose. That’s how our ancestors did it, and why oh why would you argue with a winning way. Also, if you haven’t yet seen Kate’s wonky eyes in Marie Claire, check ‘em out below. Freaky.

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John:
Amidst rumors that Chace Crawford couldn’t keep his hands to himself, Carrie Underwood finally gave him the boot today. Carrie claims that the two “just want different things,” whatever that means. So I decided this is my big opportunity to score a date with Carrie. I did some digging and found out one of her email addresses (not kidding). I sent her a romantic query which I’m sure she’ll enjoy. Here it is: Continue Reading: Guess Who Just Broke Up?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There he is. It’s well known that I believe Jack Nicholson circa 1979 is one of the sexiest men on the planet…ever. I’m not ashamed to say it. Every time I see him pop his head through the door in ‘The Shining’ it conjures up memories of the first playboy I ever saw. You might say I have a small man-crush. And if you combine my love of Jack’s head with a playmate’s body it’s like a perfect storm of goodness. It’s like cotton-candy with steak or playing the Legend of Zelda while having sex. It’s only a dream right now, but one day. God damnit, one day!

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John:
As Jessica Simpson got out of her car, she was pretty focused for a retarded girl. Hours prior when her mom hugged Jessica goodbye she said, “Don’t forget to cover your goodies, Jess.” And when that door opened, Jessica was reciting to herself, “Summer your footies?” “Hover your puddies?” “Lumber your tootsies?” “Cover!” “Cover my goodies!”…and so it goes.

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