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John:
Robin’s wife, Marcia, filed for divorce from the funny man last week citing “irreconcilable differences.” The two met when Marcia was a nanny for Robin and his first wife, Valerie Velardi. That’s right, Robin ran off with the nanny and we’re all shocked it didn’t work out. Marcia and Robin have two children, Zelda, 18, and Cody, 16.
I can see it all now. Marcia gets full custody of Cody and Robin Williams is forced to dress up as a fat British nanny just to spend time with his alienated son. Marcia raises the stakes by dating Pierce Brosnan and Robin has to become a better person to prove himself to his kids and the courts. It’s a story of redemption really and it’ll sell popcorn.

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27 Northumberland Nashville, TN 37215
Click Here for Directions to the Jessica Simpson’s Nashville Home

Owner: Jessica Simpson
Year Built: 1987
Purchase Price: $3,500,000
Rooms: 19
Square Feet: 10,925
Lot: 2.01 acres
Bedrooms: 7
Bathrooms: 10
Amenities: Tennis Court, Swimming Pool, Home theater

It’s rumored that tig-ol-bitty herself is swapping her acting career for a country music career and moving to Tennessee.
Derober would like to report Jessica Simpson has good taste by purchasing this plush southern mansion, but when you spend $3.5 million dollars in Tennessee, you’re not getting a double-wide decorated by Flava-Flav. It’s science.
We’ll keep you updated on Simpson’s career move, but our Magic Eight Ball just told us “Outlook Not So Good.” Waahhh, waahhh.

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Just posted on YouTube. Hysterical. Warning: Strong Language

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John:
Computer analyst Byron Ng found a loophole in Facebook’s security today. He used his new discovery to hack into Paris Hilton’s private Facebook account. Wanting the credit for the hack so his Dungeons and Dragon’s pals would make him a Grand Wizard, Ng immediately went to the AP. Its reporters were able to use an undisclosed method to access private photos on Facebook, including some from Paris Hilton at the Emmys and others from Facebook founding CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s vacation in November of 2005.
While most of Paris’ photos remain locked up, some of Zuckerberg’s private photos were leaked and they prove that the 23-year-old drinks beer and dates a decent girl but could probably do better.

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Life imitates art. Gopher meet the Rodenator. Digg it (Asylum)
Memba’ that cute bear? Yeah, he’s a dick now (Bedhead)
‘Crisco face’ Zellweger looks just that (DListed)
An Australian hottie I’m probably dating (Mannpill)
Amy Winehouse gets a $350,000 offer (Stab)

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