Airbrushed Madonna (dis)graces cover of Vanity Fair
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Darby Gunpowder:
My sensible side knows this picture of Madonna is photoshopped, but I still think it’s hot. My non-sensible side turned to stone after making eye-contact. My gag-reflex side just puked out my nose when I remembered how gross Madonna is in real life (see photos below).
PS Madonna carries the weight of the world on her back in case you can’t read between the lines.
Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
